New War Strategy
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 5000-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)These Alabama, Arkansas, Carolinas, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by next Friday.
posted by Jason at
1:11 AM
10 Comments:
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Michele
I wonder why they think it will take until Friday???
Well that should take care of the problem in no time!!!
We should have thought, of that a long time ago.
I believe that just the rednecks from Texas could handle that situation. Dad
I think i probably know some of the guys. I also bet that the pentagon forgot to tell them about the boundry between iraq and iran.
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Michele
LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!! ROLLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING!!! SIDS BURSTING!!!
Very funny post Jason!!
I told my boss yesterday, and she fell apart!!!
That's hilarious!
They told me it was just a hunting trip and I was supposed to get to go next week. Now you tell me they had other motives. I'm disappointed.
Jeff
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